Surfboard Savant Gifts

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

I did it my way.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Trawling for Fish.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Your wave.'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Burkini Scandal

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

Octopuses surf too.

"My turn."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'When I said that we might liven up the meetings by moving to a new location I was thinking of the room next to the canteen.'

Surfer's commute