Surfboard Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Surfing

'Be careful out there. Sharks often times mistake us for surfers.'

A fat guy at a beach shouting to his ex girlfriend:'I know I don't have his good looks Martha,but I'm six pounds lighter and I surf now!'

"Surfers are thrill seekers son, so we just gave them an extra thrill: they'll be talking about their encounter with us for years..."

Beach con-man.

Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Snowboarding downhill.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'Your wave.'

Octopuses surf too.

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

"My turn."

'I hate rainy days!'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Surfer's commute