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'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Surfing

'Be careful out there. Sharks often times mistake us for surfers.'

A fat guy at a beach shouting to his ex girlfriend:'I know I don't have his good looks Martha,but I'm six pounds lighter and I surf now!'

"Surfers are thrill seekers son, so we just gave them an extra thrill: they'll be talking about their encounter with us for years..."

Beach con-man.

Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Snowboarding downhill.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

'Your wave.'

'I hate rainy days!'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

Octopuses surf too.

Burkini Scandal

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

"My turn."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"Gawd Martha, what do they look like?"

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."