Surfboarder Gifts

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Turtle Hat

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Another nice wave.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Senior citizen surfing.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

What took you so long? Avalanche rescue.

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Your wave.'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"My turn."

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

Octopuses surf too.

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

Burkini Scandal

"Gawd Martha, what do they look like?"

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.