Surfboard Savant Pillows

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

I did it my way.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Trawling for Fish.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Your wave.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Octopuses surf too.

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"My turn."

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Canadian Jesus

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Surfer's commute