Skateboard Savant Pillows

Canadian Jesus

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

I did it my way.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Trawling for Fish.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Justice for a heckler.

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Self-portraits

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

Jesus Saves

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"Blah blah blah. . ."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"Working on your M.Ed. thesis when you should be teaching is not closing the research-classroom gap."

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

'You're a cartoonist, I bet.'

Chess With Gorilla

"I'm a societal mutation."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

Two huntsmen examining their previous shot.

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.