Skate Savant Pillows

Trawling for Fish.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Steeee-rike three!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Justice for a heckler.

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Self-portraits

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

Canadian Jesus

Jesus Saves

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

'You're a cartoonist, I bet.'

Returning from a Multi-Day

Scales

Two huntsmen examining their previous shot.

Opticians.

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.