Stagecraft Savant Pillows

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'They all want to play the star.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Trawling for Fish.

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Damien Hirst Cafe

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Justice for a heckler.

Rodin's Coach-Driver

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Baroque

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Cattle barons for world domination.

"Okay. Two Buffalo Burgers comin' right up"

The place is full of dealers.

Self-portraits

History of Art: Then and Now.

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak."

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

Canadian Jesus

Ventriloquist and dummies.