Stagecraft Enthusiast Pillows

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

Falstaff

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Toenail clipping missile.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Stage producer.

Bravo!

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'But darling, you were marvellous!'