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Justice for a heckler.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Binge Watch

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Trawling for Fish.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"The lost password department's that way."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Canadian Jesus

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Jesus Saves

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

"I'm a societal mutation."

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."