Soccer Savant Pillows

Jesus Saves

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Binge Watch

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Trawling for Fish.

'Steeee-rike three!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Justice for a heckler.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Canadian Jesus

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

Things get heated at the outing.

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'

"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"I'm a societal mutation."

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.