Sprinting Savant Pillows

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

The wonderful world of cheese.

I did it my way.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Golf lessons

Trawling for Fish.

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Steeee-rike three!'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Canadian Jesus

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Jesus Saves

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

"Profession?"

Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"Blah blah blah. . ."

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"I'm a societal mutation."

'Can she call you back? She's unwinding from her yoga class.'

'She's all thumbs!'

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

Two huntsmen examining their previous shot.

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.