Sporty Savant Pillows

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Golf lessons

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

Trawling for Fish.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

GURLERS

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Justice for a heckler.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Big, Tall, & Hairy

"A hairpiece is fine, Ron, but a Shag rug is so 'seventies'."

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.