Sailing Savant Gifts

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Trawling for Fish.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Champagne Tasting.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"The lost password department's that way."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Jesus Saves

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Distress calls.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

Up periscope.

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"I'm a societal mutation."

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

You can't have everything...