Sailing Savant Gifts

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Trawling for Fish.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Champagne Tasting.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The lost password department's that way."

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Jesus Saves

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Distress calls.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

Up periscope.

"I'm a societal mutation."

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."