Sandal Savant Gifts

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Felix Mendelssohn

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Binge Watch

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Sandwich snob.

The Music Lover.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Anton Bruckner.

Champagne Tasting.

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

Benjamin Britten

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

Sergei Prokofiev.

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"The lost password department's that way."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Ludwig van Beethoven

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

Priest and mobile

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'