Sandal Savior Gifts

'Do you think that's wise?'

Shoe addict.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

S.O.S. vaccine

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Vaccine

Oil Spill.

'Don't they look silly?'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Superhero Rescues Books.

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

A Whale hangs dead from the back of a Whaling ship and the blood in the wake forms a Japanese flag.

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

Summer feet.

'Ooooh, convertible!'

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

Do we really want to find another Earth-like planet?

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

"You've got the five seconds to get off that cheese sandwich or I send in a swat team."

"You know the Birkenstocks."

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

Flip Flops

Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'