Spectacle Savior Gifts

Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Insect extinction

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

S.O.S. vaccine

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

First aid and sculpture

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Panic Button

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Vaccine

Superhero Rescues Books.

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

Alas poor Yorrick

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

Winter depression.

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

I haven't seen Uncle Mort lately. Are you serious? How could you miss him? Ever since Youtube started demonetizing channels left and right, it's been driving independent content creators out of business. Your uncle's out front trying to get people to sign a petition to save his favorite show. "Oatmeal News" told us what the incontinence industry didn't want us to hear about staying regular!

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

Fire at the British Museum