Statue Savior Gifts

First aid and sculpture

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Alien David statue

"He was a very good boy."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

The Sculptor

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Statue of Liberty

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Hares looking at Euclid

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Michelangelo's David

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

The Spring Break Venus