Statue Sage Gifts

Sculptor copying from a model.

"He was a very good boy."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

One way only.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Bishop with a crozier case.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Why so stony-faced?'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"