Statue Sage T-Shirts

Sculptor copying from a model.

"He was a very good boy."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

One way only.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Bishop with a crozier case.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'Why so stony-faced?'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)