Statue Savant Gifts

Baroque

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Damien Hirst Cafe

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Anton Bruckner.

First aid and sculpture

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Rodin's Coach-Driver

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"The lost password department's that way."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'Nuff said.

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

The place is full of dealers.

Self-portraits

Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.

Henry Moore

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

History of Art: Then and Now.

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Benjamin Britten.