Art Savant Gifts

Henry Moore

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

New Suit.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Wagging Dog

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The overthinker"

Candle Portraits.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)