Sculpting Savant Gifts

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Trawling for Fish.

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Damien Hirst Cafe

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Rodin's Coach-Driver

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

Baroque

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Show off!'

The place is full of dealers.

Self-portraits

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Henry Moore

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

Stephane Mallarme

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

The Sculptor's Girlfriend

History of Art: Then and Now.

Canadian Jesus

'He's not under yet.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Grumpy Moody Boy.

'Well,gentlemen,-who's playing God today?'