Aspiring Sculptor Gifts

"C'mon Auguste, you must have some ideas for a sculpture?"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"First snowman?"

Rodin's Browser

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Sculptor

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Children's Imagination

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'Well, it's about time!'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Football Sculpture.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)