Aspiring Sculptor Gifts

"C'mon Auguste, you must have some ideas for a sculpture?"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Monuments

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Rodin's Browser

"First snowman?"

The Rise of Modern Art

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Outré or simply bad?"

Children's Imagination

The Sculptor

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Well, it's about time!'

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Football Sculpture.

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.