Stage Savior Gifts

Alas poor Yorrick

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Bravo!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Ta Da!...

Harriet Walter

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Performance In The Bedroom

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

TV stage door

3D Theatre

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"They're texting it in."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"