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Alas poor Yorrick

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Bravo!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Harriet Walter

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Ta Da!...

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Performance In The Bedroom

TV stage door

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

3D Theatre

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"