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Fire at the British Museum

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Move, Gary."

S.O.S. vaccine

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

First aid and sculpture

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

Vaccine

Cottage Industry

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

Superhero Rescues Books.

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Alas poor Yorrick

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

'You waved a white flag?2

Time Smoking a Picture.

Street Corner Hucksters

Henry Moore

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

"Lead paint - they're being recalled."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.