Art Savior Pillows

Fire at the British Museum

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Move, Gary."

S.O.S. vaccine

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

First aid and sculpture

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

Cottage Industry

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

Vaccine

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Superhero Rescues Books.

Time Smoking a Picture.

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

Alas poor Yorrick

'You waved a white flag?2

Street Corner Hucksters

Henry Moore

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

"Lead paint - they're being recalled."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

'Rough day Principal Harris?'