Art Supply Saver Pillows

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

GLOO!

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

World Meat Consumptiom

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

Rebels without a magic marker

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Paint by number

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

Time Smoking a Picture.

Street Corner Hucksters

"Lead paint - they're being recalled."

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

2b or not 2b?

'Art supplies: oil, acrylics, dung.'

'Picasso's Blue Period begins.'