Spectacle Savior Pillows

Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'

Insect extinction

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

S.O.S. vaccine

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

First aid and sculpture

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Panic Button

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Vaccine

Superhero Rescues Books.

Alas poor Yorrick

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

Winter depression.

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

Fire at the British Museum

Statue flooded by rain is waving for help