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Street Corner Hucksters

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Move, Gary."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

S.O.S. vaccine

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

First aid and sculpture

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Al, I hear that only one out of 100 art school graduates goes on to make a living in art. That's where I was smart, Axel: I flunked out!

Artist and Nature

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

Devil paints God.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Vaccine

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

"I wish I could do hands..."

Time Smoking a Picture.

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Henry Moore

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

"Lead paint - they're being recalled."

Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.

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