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Street Corner Hucksters

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Move, Gary."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

S.O.S. vaccine

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

First aid and sculpture

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Artist and Nature

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Vaccine

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

Devil paints God.

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Time Smoking a Picture.

Henry Moore

"I wish I could do hands..."

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

"Lead paint - they're being recalled."

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

Clipart.

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'