Science Savior Gifts

S.O.S. vaccine

Vaccine

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Insect extinction

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Vaccines against Covid

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'He's a square!'

Keep it simple

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

Panic Button

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Superhero Rescues Books.

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

'You waved a white flag?2

Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard his computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he'd discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in