Tech Savior Gifts

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

S.O.S. vaccine

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Taking to the sky...

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Snake Blogging,

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

Vaccine

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

"I think I'm addicted to technology. I bought two smartphones so I could get a second opinion."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

Trump Twitter ban

"It's the latest hands free mobile on the market."

Thank You...For Everything You Do.