Business Savior Gifts

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

S.O.S. vaccine

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"It's your turn, kid."

Panic Button

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Vaccine

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

Captain Pointy No.44 - Thank heavens for Temps

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

"We small independents have to stick together."

'You waved a white flag?2

How to save the Planet...

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

'That was taken after I lost everything.'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

Invest in Global Warming...'My adviser says no. My feet say yes!'

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

Prisoner of pollution.

Computer viruses

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.