Business Savior Gifts

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

S.O.S. vaccine

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"My parents didn't write it--they just tweaked it."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"It's your turn, kid."

Panic Button

Vaccine

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Captain Pointy No.44 - Thank heavens for Temps

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

How to save the Planet...

"We small independents have to stick together."

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

'You waved a white flag?2

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'That was taken after I lost everything.'

Computer viruses

Invest in Global Warming...'My adviser says no. My feet say yes!'

"You want to borrow 1.2 million dollars to meet your school district's budget?"

Prisoner of pollution.

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

'Rough day Principal Harris?'

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'