Savior Of The Company Gifts

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

In and Out Tray

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Between Offices

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

"I don't know how you do it. If I had your job, I'd go nuts."

Man with jumper reading 'Caution - Contents under pressure'.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."