Sustainability Savior Gifts

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"When you put it to your ear you can hear the city."

Prisoner of pollution.

How to save the Planet...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

The original paperless office

Climate Crisis

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

100% carbon neutral

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"