System Savior Gifts

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Insect extinction

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

S.O.S. vaccine

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Panic Button

Vaccine

Healing the Earth

"That's Bill, from tech support."

How to save the Planet...

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

Prisoner of pollution.

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

Computer viruses

"Here, I'll call the credit department for you...you might wanna push 'seven' on here."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

Ocean Plastic