System Savior Prints

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Insect extinction

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

S.O.S. vaccine

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Panic Button

Vaccine

Healing the Earth

"That's Bill, from tech support."

How to save the Planet...

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

"Here, I'll call the credit department for you...you might wanna push 'seven' on here."

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

Prisoner of pollution.

Computer viruses

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"