Situation Savior Gifts

Panic Button

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Insect extinction

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Lifesaver!

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

S.O.S. vaccine

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Vaccine

Superhero Rescues Books.

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Alas poor Yorrick

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'Hey, Doc, you don't look so good! Why don't you have a seat here and let's have a better look at you.'

Double life.

How to save the Planet...

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

Computer viruses

Prisoner of pollution.

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

Paramedic