Cyber Savior Gifts

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

S.O.S. vaccine

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Vaccine

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'You used foul and offensive language when addressing your computer. Well....we've all done that.'

Computer viruses

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

"Here lies...died on-line."

Being careful on social media.