Cyber Saint Gifts

'What do you mean, your church didn't give you a password?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Moses on the web

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Drive-thru Church

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Gracebook.

Palm Top Readings

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Binary meditation.

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.