Sandal Lover Gifts

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Beware of God"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Sandy Floss

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Cattlemans Saloon.

Official Seal

VW scandal

GURLERS

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Minister of Foreign Affairs.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.