Sandal Seeker Gifts

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

Shoe addict.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Crab with a clown face.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Exit only.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Segregated Beach

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Towny Music Night.

'No surf?'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'