Sandal Lovers Gifts

"You know the Birkenstocks."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Do you think that's wise?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Shoe addict.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Official Seal

VW scandal

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Do something dumb, media blitz, full disclosure, ask for forgiveness...you're back on top!'

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Minister of Foreign Affairs.

'Thin enough?'

Giraffe swing

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.