Snl Lover Gifts

Al Franken

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I'm a star!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Situation Tragedy.

Beam me up. Scotty!

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

GURLERS

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Larry David

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'