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Al Franken

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Situation Tragedy.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I'm a star!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

GURLERS

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'Mom, was Dad your number one draft choice?'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Larry David

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."