Supernatural Lover Gifts

100 Places To Visit After You Die

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Count Dracula as a child

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Route 666

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Vampire on a plane

Meowlzebub

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

The next damn Batman.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Fear of Flying Seminar

Marley's Ghost

Cat Seance

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Amateur Palmist

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Supernatural book - The Unexplained