Sandal Lover Pillows

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Beware of God"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Sandy Floss

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Cattlemans Saloon.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Official Seal

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"And this one is for a recent felony indictment."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Minister of Foreign Affairs.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.