Sandal Gifts

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Shoe addict.

Sunbathers.

"Can that be right?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Singalong.

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this stuff.'

Deer with flip-flops

Summer feet.

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'Ooooh, convertible!'

"More salad?"

"What do I know about opera? Well, the soloists don't like it when you join in at the top of your voice!"

'Socks with sandals? I guess Socrates' wisdom doesn't include a fashion sense.'

'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

"You know the Birkenstocks."

Flip Flops

"Don't worry about the box - I'll wear them home."

'See, I told you it's time for sex!'