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"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Shoe addict.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

S.O.S. vaccine

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Vaccine

Oil Spill.

'Don't they look silly?'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Superhero Rescues Books.

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

A Whale hangs dead from the back of a Whaling ship and the blood in the wake forms a Japanese flag.

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

Summer feet.

'Ooooh, convertible!'

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

Do we really want to find another Earth-like planet?

'Socks with sandals? I guess Socrates' wisdom doesn't include a fashion sense.'

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

"You've got the five seconds to get off that cheese sandwich or I send in a swat team."

"You know the Birkenstocks."

'You'll love these, sir - you'll think you're walking on water!'

Flip Flops

Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'